These funny little piece of write up from
one contact on BBM and couldn't help
but be blown away with laughter ...truly, the guys on my BBM are the
most craziest and weird sort of people...(sowi
if have'nt accepted your request...it just kep
getting choked...800 and with over 120 still
pending...lolll) anyway...am doing this
particular post from BBM..
1. 90% of people who are indigenes of
Ibadan, Oyo state have gaps between their
teeth.
2. Adele hails from Ede Osun state. Full name
Adeleye Adetokunbo
3. Only 18 people out of 18000 who registered
passed Neco and Waec in Gombe state.
4. Females from Imo state Nigeria have more
hair on their chest than the males.
5. The cost of living in Abuja, is more
expensive than the cost of living in UK
6. Ibadan girls don't shave their P***y.
7. Nigeria has the highest number of
musicians in the world.
8. Abuja girls are materialistic. Expensive but
cheap.
9. Beware of Edo girls
10. Maiduguri girls have the longest hair.
11. Ijebu people fart all the time. Even while
having sex.
12. Ibo girls are stingy and greedy.
13. Fulani girls have the longest tongue.
14. PH girls like it in the A**
15. Benue girls have the deepest *****.
16. There's a place called Sabo in every
northern state in Nigeria.
17. Gwagwalada is the hottest place in
Nigeria
18. Nigeria has the highest number of police
officers in Africa
19. Osun state has the highest number of
Yahoo boys in 9ja.
20. 4 out of every 5 edo girls has a connection
in Italy.
21. Calabar girls don't want your money, all
dey need is your energy.
22. Nigerians make up 1/8 of the population
of Malaysia.
23. China's best market is Nigeria.
24. A man was recently sentenced to death by
hanging for stealing a car radio,While Cecila
Ibru was sentenced to 6 months for moving
150 billion
25. An average lagosian has his bath by
5:00pm.
26. An average Ibo man can smell money 100
meters away.
27. Nigerians are the highest users of slangs
in Africa, 2nd only to USA in the world
28. Nigeria's president has d longest vehicle
convoy in the world.
29. The most spoken phrase in Nigeria is
"How far?"
30. Nigeria is the only country where
everybody looks forward to hearing the First
Lady speak.
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